Alcohol Kills Slowly, So What? Who is in a Hurry Slate Coaster

Add a shot of sarcasm to your sipping with this "Alcohol Kills Slowly... So What? Who’s in a Hurry?" Slate Coaster. Perfect for those who appreciate a little dark humor with their drink, this coaster is sure to get a chuckle—and maybe a raised eyebrow or two.

Product Features:

• Material: Natural slate stone with raw, chipped edges for that rugged, modern vibe
• Design: Laser-engraved quote – permanently etched, sharp, and built to last
• Size: Approximately 4" x 4" – fits all your favorite drinkware
• Backed with foam pads to protect your tabletops from scratches and spills
• Ideal for: Home bars, man caves, edgy gifts, or anyone who loves unapologetic humor

Whether you're pouring a stiff drink or hosting friends for laughs, this coaster brings personality to the party. Because sometimes, the best drinkware accessories don’t take life too seriously.

Care Instructions: Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Not dishwasher safe.