Don't Knock. They Bark. I Yell. Shit Gets Crazy Doormat

Looking for a doormat that tells it like it is? This hilarious and honest doormat is perfect for pet owners, chaos coordinators, and anyone who appreciates a little sarcasm with their home decor. Warn visitors before the madness begins!

Why You'll Love It:

😆 Relatable & Funny – A playful warning sign for delivery drivers, guests, or that one neighbor who always knocks.

🐶 Perfect for Pet Owners – Let the world know your four-legged alarm system is always on duty.

💪 Durable Design – Crafted from tough coir fiber (or polyester if applicable) with a non-slip rubber backing to handle foot traffic, muddy paws, and all kinds of weather.

📏 Ideal Size – Measures [insert size here], perfect for front doors, patios, or porches.

🧼 Easy Maintenance – Just shake, sweep, or vacuum clean.

Great gift for dog lovers, busy households, or anyone with a wild front door situation.

⚠️ Knock at your own risk… you've been warned!