Get The Fuck Off My Front Porch Eyechart Doormat

For those moments when subtlety just won't do, our "Get the Fuck Off My Porch" doormat says it all. Perfect for those who love a little attitude with their entryway decor, this mat ensures that anyone who steps up to your door knows exactly where they stand—on the wrong side of it. Whether you're tired of door-to-door salespeople, unwanted visitors, or just want to keep the peace in your own way, this doormat will handle the job.

The doormat is made of natural coir with non slip backing, standard size 18"x30", sealed after painting to seal for its longevity. Easy to care for to keep it lasting for a long time, shaking out the doormat and keeping out of wet weather.