Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property Doormat

Looking for a doormat that speaks your language? Whether you're into sarcastic humor, meme culture, or just want to set the tone for who’s welcome (and who’s not), this doormat says it loud and clear: “Hippity Hoppity, Get Off My Property.”

✅ PRODUCT DETAILS:

• Material: 100% natural coir (coconut husk fibers), known for its durability and excellent scraping power—perfect for wiping off dirt, mud, or grass before stepping inside.
• Backing: Heavy-duty, non-slip PVC backing keeps the mat securely in place, even in high-traffic entryways or on rainy days.
• Dimensions: 30” wide x 18” tall — the perfect size to fit standard single-door entryways without looking too small or oversized.
• Print: High-quality, fade-resistant ink professionally stenciled onto the surface. The bold black lettering contrasts beautifully against the natural tan coir fibers, ensuring it stands out at first glance.
• Usage: Ideal for both indoor and outdoor use — front porch, back door, apartment entry, mudroom, or garage. We recommend placing it in a covered area for maximum longevity.

🎁 PERFECT FOR:

• Homeowners with a sarcastic streak

• Housewarming gifts with a twist

• Farmhouse-style homes with a sense of humor
  

• Anyone who wants to turn away solicitors without saying a word

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Shake out or gently vacuum to clean

• Keep in a dry, covered area to extend the life of the mat

• Avoid direct rain or snow exposure to maintain color and integrity over time