Scary Movies. Pumpkin Spice. Flannels. Murder. You know Fall Shit Doormat

Welcome your guests with a sense of humor (and maybe a little fear) this autumn. This statement doormat says exactly what we're all thinking when the leaves change and spooky season hits.

Why You’ll Love It:

• 🎃 Perfect mix of cozy + creepy

• ☕ High-quality natural coir – tough on dirt, soft on sass

• 🧥 Fade-resistant design to keep your message loud and clear all season long

• 🍂 Non-slip vinyl backing keeps it in place, even during murder documentaries and PSL runs

Great for your front porch, entryway, or as a hilarious gift for your true crime–loving, pumpkin spice–obsessed bestie.

📏 Size: 18"x30"
🧽 Care: Shake out or lightly vacuum. Keep dry for longer life.

Because nothing says fall like flannels, horror films, and a little light homicide.