Sorry the Dogs Are Dickheads Doormat

Let’s be honest — our dogs are adorable, but sometimes… they’re total dickheads. If your pups greet every visitor like it’s the end of the world (or worse, a personal mission), this doormat tells it like it is before anyone even knocks. Equal parts funny and functional, it’s the perfect blend of humor and home décor.

✨ Product Overview:
This doormat is made from high-quality coir (natural coconut fiber), known for its durability and ability to trap dirt right at the door. Each mat is printed by hand with premium, weather-resistant ink designed to last through muddy paws, rainy days, and countless deliveries.

🪵 Features & Materials:

• Material: 100% natural coir with a sturdy, non-slip PVC backing

• Size: Approximately 18” x 30” — the perfect standard entryway fit

• Printing: Hand-painted or stencil-applied design with fade-resistant, outdoor-grade ink

• Durability: Tough bristles naturally scrape shoes and paws clean

• Care Instructions: Gently shake, brush, or vacuum clean. For maximum longevity, use under a covered porch or awning.

🐾 Why You’ll Love It:

• Hilariously honest and instantly relatable for dog owners

• Adds personality and laughter to your entryway

• Makes a unique conversation starter for guests

• Great gift for birthdays, housewarmings, or any dog-obsessed friend

• Handcrafted with care in small batches — each one is slightly unique!

🎁 Gift Idea:
Pair this doormat with a bottle of wine or a bag of dog treats for the ultimate housewarming or “new puppy” gift. It’s perfect for anyone whose dogs bark at air, mailmen, squirrels, or the mere idea of someone existing outside.